Butt FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions about the Butt Guessing Game

How do I play?
Simple. Click on a butt (hint: you must click directly on a butt) and then click on the face that you think owns the selected butt.

Wow, this game is great! Can I include a link to it on my page?
Of course. Check out our fantastic Banner Program. Our just link to http://smacie.com/butt

Why doesn't the score keeping work?
We keep track of how many correct butts you have guessed using temporary cookies. If you have cookies turned off or you are using an old browser that does not accept cookies (like ie 2.0) then you will always have a score of 1. Try allowing cookies or upgrading your browser.

How can I send email to that guy with the cute butt?
Where available, email addresses and links for more information can be found by correctly matching the appropriate face and butt. If a desired email address can't be found, you can always email smacie and he will forward it.

Is Emery married?
Only two of the seven of us are married. Emery is not.

Uggh! That is one ugly butt!
We want to hear about it. You can leave your comments at the Butt Discussion Forum.

What do I get if I guess correctly?
Besides the feeling of supreme satisfaction as well as an intense feeling of superiority, this is the only way that you are able to find links for more information and email addresses for butts that you like. Kind of like the treasure at the end of the hunt.

Why is there no female game?
The new game, due out soon, will have men and women. To find out when it will be ready, signup for our mailing list.

Can I be in the game?
We are always looking for new talent for new versions of the game. Send submissions to smacie. Each submission should be accompanied by a short explanation of why you think you are a good candidate for the game (i.e. what special skills do you have: "I can balance a baseball bat on the end of my nose", "I can play the banjo", "I sleep naked", etc...).

Are you guys gay?
As a group, no. However, each person participated in this venture for their own personal reasons which may not be immediately apparent.

Don't you have anything better to do with your lives?
No.

Who is responsible for this game?
Check out our credits page.

What else is planned?
We are always happy to receive suggestions and feedback regarding what you would like to see. As for what we are planning, there are some very entertaining items on the drawing board. Signup for our mailing list if you want us to send you information about new features, including The Butt Guessing Game '98.

If you like the Butt Guessing Game, bookmark this page: http://smacie.com/butt/.

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