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Newsletter #7 (Sent April 12, 1999)
This is a newsletter mailing for the Butt Guessing Game and Ass-Grams. You are receiving this because you signed up for the mailing list at smacie.com. In case you don't remember what this is, let me remind you. It's the one with all of the bare asses. If you want to get off this list, see the bottom of this e-mail. ------------------------------------------------------------------- WHAT'S NEW Well, I just finished my taxes - just in time, too. I hope you finished yours. I filed electronically this year and I looked but could not find an option to include a "Kiss My Ass" Ass-Gram to the tax man. This should definitely be included. Right next to the box for choosing payment options. I suppose if you are paying by check you could write it on a "Kiss My Ass" check. There's an idea! Ass-Gram checks for paying all the bills you hate to pay. "You can have my money, but your gonna have to look at my ass, first!" An ex-coworker of mine wrote me not too long ago: "I have to admit that I'm a bit mystified as to why you'd let a pretty darn good job situation ... wither away in favor of running a website with such a lowbrow orientation." I love fan mail of EVERY sort. Got some comments? Send them my way. NEW ASS-GRAMS First, I would like to thank everyone for helping to make our first holiday Ass-Grams so successful. Over 1,000 holiday Ass-Grams were sent in the week that we had them up. I have replaced those with two new ones: 'The Cheek's in the Mail" has been lifted out of our "stinkers" page by popular demand and made into a postcard along with our first group shot postcard called "The Boys of Summer". The group shot is taken from the Butt Guessing Game 97 photo, which is my personal favorite. That is the one I am sending to my mom for Mother's Day. I plan to continue to create new Ass-Grams and expand the site, so please keep sending your ideas. I have received some pretty funny (and some not so funny) ones so far. Send an Ass-Gram: http://smacie.com/butt/postcard/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- BGG 2000 Like Microsoft Windows, the Butt Guessing Game takes a team of highly skilled individuals dedicated to producing quality products a very long time to design, test and implement a new product. OK, so maybe Windows doesn't fall into this category. But(t) anyway, plans are a foot for Butt Guessing Game 2000 and this could be your chance for web stardom. We are interested in submissions for any of the following: - Do you want to be in the Butt Guessing Game or have your ass immortalized in an Ass-Gram? Send your pic (face and butt) and why you want to be in the game to smacie@smacie.com - Have an idea for where we should shoot the picture? Let us know. Past locations have been in New Mexico and Las Vegas. Curiously, none of us live in either of those places. - All suggestions are welcome. One more thing. I have had some suggestions to make a Butt Guessing Game wall calendar. This is something I would do if there were enough people interested. This could make great Christmas gifts for your friends. Please let me know if you would be interested in buying one. You will not be obligated of course, but I am trying to gauge interest so I know if we should do one or not. Play the Butt Guessing Game: http://smacie.com/butt/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW NEWSLETTER I have started a new newsletter at smacie.com for people who like FREE STUFF. Each month (or so, I haven't fully worked out the logistics) I will send you a newsletter containing the latest free offers for magazines, catalogs, trials, sweepstakes and more. There are even some programs that are free to join where you can make money. Here is an excerpt from the first newsletter: ========= ALL ADVANTAGE AllAdvantage.com is the Internet company that pays its members while they surf the Web ($.50 an hour). It's free to join and it takes about a minute (no survey to fill out). Refer friends to AllAdvantage.com and receive 10 cents per hour while they surf the Web. And receive an additional 5 cents per hour from the extended referrals that come in from your referrals (for new members extended as far as four referrals from your original referrals!) To AllAdvantage.com: http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=AMK191 ========= You can sign up for this newsletter at http://smacie.com/newsletter/ You can also check our FREE STUFF web site at http://smacie.com/free/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- Final note: Yes it is true that I am unemployed and I spend all of my time working on my web site instead of looking for a job. So right now, sponsors on my site are the only thing bringing in money (and that is not too much, let me tell you). Anyway, if you could find it in your heart to visit a sponsor or two occasionally it would help, thanks. If none of them interest you, let me know what kinds of sponsors you do want. I am working my best to make sure it stays a quality site without too many ads. Comments, suggestions, criticisms, compliments - to smacie@smacie.com Thanks, Smacie smacie@smacie.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- The BEST long distance rates on the planet http://smacie.com/telecom/?bgnl --------------------------------------------------------------------- Links at smacie.com: Celebrity Nudity Database - http://cndb.com/ Butt Guessing Game - http://smacie.com/butt/ Ass-Grams - http://smacie.com/butt/postcard/ Love Shack - http://smacie.com/shack/ Web Panhandling - http://smacie.com/panhandling/ FREE Stuff - http://smacie.com/free/ Sweepstakes - http://smacie.com/sweepstakes/ Want to get off this list? Go here: http://smacie.com/newsletter/
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